13.7.09

Deep Conversations

So I frequent McDonald's a wee bit too much. To the point that they recognize me and say, "see you tomorrow!" So today one of the guys working the drive-thru decides to start a conversation with me. It goes a little something like this:

Guy: "So...do you live around here?"
Me: "Yeah" (obviously. why would I go to the McDonald's that's 20 minutes away dumbshit)
Guy: "What's your name?" (um we're not going to be friends and hang out after your shift is over)
Me: "Nancy. K bye!" (I never lie about my name. Not even dt. It's a problem.)

I'm just making so many friends at Mickey D's it's awesome. Maybe they'll give me a free milkshake next time.

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